Hello, World.

World hasn’t responded. The void is unnervingly silent. World is probably busy. Or reading a better blog. Or World is a social construct and I’m shouting into a data center in Virginia, which would explain the echo.

Every blog needs a first post. The way every program needs a main(). Something has to run first. This is that something.

I should probably introduce myself. Who I am. What I do. What this blog will “explore.” But that presupposes I know the answers, and I have been advised by counsel not to commit perjury this early in the proceedings.