Hello, World.

World has not responded. I’ve checked. The void is, at time of writing, unnervingly silent. Perhaps World is busy. Perhaps World has better blogs to read. Perhaps World is a social construct, and I’m shouting into a server rack somewhere in Virginia.

This is my blog. I’m told every blog needs a first post, the way every program needs a main(). Something has to run first, something has to break the silence, and this is that something.